Labels:text | screenshot | font | number OCR: Star Roids You have inquired about the nature of this game. Why? I ask. Undoubtedly, it is because you are highly schizophrenic. As I am not Freud, I will not go into the advantages and disadvantages of such a condition. I will, however, go into the advantages and disadvantages of being a purple kumquat. . . . .. but not today. Your original demand was to ascertain what the hell you are expected to do once you select 'Start Game'. Neverfear, true believer and all-around schnook, I have the answer. The main purpose of Star Roids is to stay alive, amidst a sea of big, nasty asteroids and small, nastier asteroids (which the creator of the game has so quaintly dubbed 'Roids') . The secondary purpose of the game is to kick dem Roids's butt! Fortunately, your ship is armed with a high-velocity magnetic rail cannon ( a zap gun). Go get 'em, liger! game info by Josh 'Shishka' K-Sky.